This video has been very popular recently, spreading on popular discussion forums, social networking websites like Kaixin001, and microblogging service Sina Weibo. It is from a show on Jiangsu Television and this one copy on Youku has already been viewed over 3.8 million times:
Here is our copy (with our translated subtitles) on YouTube:
Below is our transcript and translation:
POLICEWOMAN:
This is the weapon he used to commit the crime.
I’ll put it here for now.
I have some business to take care of and must leave for a while.
This criminal I’ll leave to you guys to watch.
Don’t let him escape, okay?
LITTLE BOY & GIRL IN POLICE UNIFORMS:
Okay. ["Scared" graphic appears by girl's face]
POLICEWOMAN:
I’m going to leave the key here, you mustn’t let him get a hold of it, okay?
CRIMINAL IN BLACK MASK:
She’s gone.
She’s gone.
She’s gone.
LITTLE GIRL:
Don’t run!
[I] told you to not move!
CRIMINAL:
How many years have you two been police?
LITTLE GIRL:
[nervous] What?
CRIMINAL:
How many years have you been police?
LITTLE GIRL:
[crying] Don’t kill me!
You’re a good person!
When you speak, don’t sound too mean, okay?
CRIMINAL:
I don’t sound mean when I speak.
LITTLE GIRL:
[cries]
Okay, don’t be scary, okay?
I’m so scared!
CRIMINAL:
Little police officer, let’s just talk, okay?
Just let me say something.
LITTLE GIRL:
Are you a good person?
CRIMINAL:
I- I- I am a good person.
They arrested the wrong person.
Let me go, okay?
LITTLE GIRL:
No way, no way, no way!
She told me to watch over you.
CRIMINAL:
Yeah, but she arrested the wrong person, I’m a good person.
How about this, police officer?
You let me go, okay?
LITTLE GIRL:
[swallows] I doesn’t matter if you are a good person or a bad person you need to stay locked up.
CRIMINAL:
[graphic "But I am innocent~"] But if I am a good person, why lock me up?
I was just outside helping an old lady cross the road
But she says I am trying to steal the old lady’s purse.
Now she has arrested me and this isn’t right.
LITTLE GIRL:
It’s right!
CRIMINAL:
I’m just helping an old lady cross the street, so why did she arrest me?
LITTLE GIRL:
She’s acting! [graphic: "It's for television~"]
When the acting is done, you’ll be released.
If you don’t believe me, just wait and see, okay?
CRIMINAL:
I’m telling you,
this is my weapon, [graphic: Red Wolf asking "Flat bottom pan?"]
do you know who I am? [coughs]
LITTLE GIRL:
[wailing] He’s escaping!
LITTLE BOY:
[graphic] Resist/fight back!
CRIMINAL:
Wait, why are you afraid of me holding a pan? [graphic: "I haven't even hit you yet"]
LITTLE GIRL:
Let’s sit down and talk,
please don’t hit me, okay?
CRIMINAL:
That’s fine, that’s fine, will you free me?
LITTLE GIRL:
I can’t, I don’t know how to open handcuffs.
CRIMINAL:
How could you not know how to open handcuffs?!
I’m getting angry!
LITTLE GIRL:
Don’t get angry! I’m scared!
I’m a cowardly person!
CRIMINAL:
You give me the key.
Where’s the key?
LITTLE BOY:
That’s the key right there.
CRIMINAL:
The key. Give it to me. Yes.
LITTLE GIRL:
Please speak a little more kindly, is that okay?
CRIMINAL:
This is the key, right? Let me see.
This is fine too, I’ll do it myself.
LITTLE GIRL:
Hey, don’t handcuff me, I’m scared.
CRIMINAL:
I will handcuff him to the chair.
POLICEWOMAN:
[graphic: "The police are coming!"] Why are you standing?!
Sit down! Sit down!
LITTLE GIRL:
[in response to the policewoman taking the criminal away] Okay, okay, okay.
You go with her.
Next Scene: STRANGE COUPLE
WOMAN:
Police officer, [pointing] he just slapped me twice.
MAN:
Didn’t we say we weren’t coming here? What are we doing here?
LITTLE GIRL:
[crying] Don’t fight, you two. You guys calm down, okay?
I’m really cold right now.
Let me finish crying before you argue again, okay?
MAN:
What are you crying about?
LITTLE GIRL:
I’m scared.
MAN:
What is there to be scared of?
In broad daylight?
LITTLE GIRL:
Don’t be angry.
MAN:
I’m not angry, I’m not angry.
No, the matter is like this, police comrade,
I as an artist am bound to have some unrestrained ideas,
and I will want to go put those ideas into practice.
But the moment I go put them into practice, she–
WOMAN:
Give me a break, what are you putting into practice?
All day looking like a devil, is this putting anything into practice?
Tell me, you guys, does he look like a man?
LITTLE GIRL:
He- he- he’s like a woman, his hair is even draped.
WOMAN:
You see, the police officer even says you look like a woman.
MAN:
[brushing his hair back] This, how is this like a woman?
This is an artist’s hair, don’t you know?
An artist must have his own style.
LITTLE BOY:
This is not an artist’s hair, it’s a police officer’s hair.
WOMAN & MAN:
[confused]
WOMAN:
He doesn’t do anything at home.
May I ask if people in your family help out at home?
LITTLE GIRL:
[nodding] They do.
WOMAN:
Do they help with a lot?
LITTLE GIRL:
They help with quite a lot. [graphic: "About to cry again"]
WOMAN:
Right, they help with quite a lot, right?
MAN:
[interrupting] I’m busy! It isn’t that I don’t want to help out…
WOMAN:
You’re busy?
MAN:
With my time, most of my time is spent creating!
WOMAN:
You’re begging to be beaten, you!
LITTLE BOY:
Both of you are begging to be beaten the way I see it!
WOMAN:
But I can’t go on with him any long, really.
LITTLE GIRL:
[reflective] Can’t go on…
For a woman…
this is called long-suffering [being patient, enduring], you understand, right?
You have already given [so you can't afford to give up now]…
MAN:
[triumphant] It was right to come here! Even the police say so. A woman must give.
WOMAN:
[crying] Even you are helping him bully/exploit me,
why are you helping him bully/exploit me?!
LITTLE GIRL:
I’m not afraid of you.
WOMAN:
Then you want me to do all these things by myself!
I’m going to beat you to death!
[accidentally removes MAN's wig]
Look, look, look!
LITTLE GIRL:
This is, this is a wig!
[pointing at the wig] You guys, you guys…
WOMAN:
He is a man yet he’s always wearing this thing, tell me…
MAN:
[pleading] Let’s go home first, let’s go home first.
LITTLE GIRL:
Hey, can you guys take this wig with you, okay?
LITTLE BOY:
This hair is so lousy.
LITTLE GIRL:
[It's] pretty.
Next Scene: GREY WOLF
GREY WOLF:
Hi you two!
Do you know who I am?
LITTLE BOY:
Grey Wolf!
LITTLE GIRL:
[scared/afraid]
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